Roast my business

Paste your site. Get roasted.

Looply gives founders a direct, human-reviewed audit of the public signals that decide whether a visitor trusts you, gets it, and takes action.

Website or Instagram URLManual validation audit
Business scorecard
Brutal honesty
roast.looply.ai/your-business

Your business score

54/100

Your offer has potential. Your proof is making people hesitate.

Needs heat
Trust 9/12
Offer 7/15
Proof 5/15
SEO 10/17
AJR+12
Made to share

The score

Seven signals. One unmissable verdict.

No vanity score. Just the things that decide whether a visitor trusts you, gets it, and takes the next step.

Start your roast
01

Trust

Signals that tell visitors you are legitimate.

02

Offer

How instantly your promise makes sense.

03

Pricing

Clarity, confidence, and friction in the ask.

04

Website

Structure, speed, and first-impression strength.

05

Social proof

Evidence that other people choose you.

06

SEO / AEO

Whether people and AI can find your answer.

07

Conversion

How hard you make the next step feel.

The output is clear enough to share before you overthink it.

How it works

A roast with receipts.

This validation run makes the truth usable: direct feedback from a reviewer, a reason behind it, and clear next steps.

01 / INPUT

Paste the public URL.

Your website or Instagram is enough to begin. No onboarding maze.

02 / ROAST

A reviewer prepares the signals that matter most.

Seven factors. Direct notes. Zero fluff.
03 / SHARE

Act on the clearest fixes first.

Use the roast to decide what you and your team should change next—not just what to debate.

The share card

The acquisition loop is in the output.

A scorecard is not a dead-end dashboard. It is a useful opinion people want to send, debate, compare, and beat.

Shareable result

“Your proof is costing you sales.”

That is the kind of clear, specific feedback that makes someone send the link to a friend.

54Looply score

FAQ

Straight answers.

What can I roast?

Paste a public website or Instagram profile. Looply looks at what a potential customer can see before they decide to trust you.

How does the score work?

Your score is a weighted, seven-factor snapshot of the signals that make a business feel clear, credible, discoverable, and ready to convert.

Can I share the result?

Yes. Every roast is designed to become a sharp, branded scorecard you can send to a cofounder, team, friend, or competitor.

Your turn

Find out what your business looks like from the outside.